Famous One Liner Jokes. Here are some famous one liner jokes that can easily lift your spirits. Most of these cute one liners are from the iconic comedians and others are from random people. I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana – mafia. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. There are two types of people in the world. Those who love dirty jokes, and those who are lying. Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Some of the most beautifully crafted, genuinely laugh-out-loud adult dirty jokes are so jaw-droppingly filthy that you'd feel a little weird even sharing them with a consenting adult at a bar after midnight.
Here are 9 of the dirtiest Irish jokes you can only laugh at if you're over 18 1. The diagnosis. Paddy stops by the pub on the way home from the doctor. Paddy replies: "I haven't been feeling meself recently." "Good!" says Seamus. "That was a nasty little habit you had!" 2. Wedding night. Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding. The 25 Best Dirty Jokes Of All Time. October 1, Leave a Comment. If you get easily offeneded or need a safe space, these dirty jokes are definitely not for you! 1. A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually. 2.
More jokes about: black humor, communication, dad, dirty, kids. Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Oct 16, - Explore Hal Yaffe's board "Dirty Cartoons", followed by people on Pinterest. See more ideas about bones funny, funny pictures, funny cartoons pins.
Nasty, Offensive Jokes. If you thought the dirty jokes in the regular sections were bad, then you had better not read this section. This chapter contains the sickest, most offensive jokes I was sent. A lot of people come here first, thinking that these jokes will be the best, because the others are "clean" and not as good. Nasty Jokes. This joke may contain profanity. Having had extremely bad breath for most of his adult life, and having tried every possible over the counter mouthwash and toothpaste, Larry finally decides to go see a Doctor. The Doctor examines Larry, takes samples of his saliva, tooth plaque and does a tongue swab.